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The Bad Touch Trio and the Killer Toy Store

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*~|WARNING! THERE IS SWEARING IN THIS STORY! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE, TURN BACK BEFORE THE POINT OF NO RETURN!|~*


When you first met Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert, you knew right there they were going to quite the troublesome trio. But you never knew the true extent of your skeptical thoughts until today.

The day when they decided to go to Toys R Us for the first time.

"Vow, Frau, this place is amazing!" Gilbert mused, trailing his fingers over a nerf gun. Just as his hand was about to clench the toy in his fists, you smacked it away. "No guns!" you scolded. The Prussian sighed and stuffed his hands in their pockets.

You swiveled around, expecting to face the infamous Frenchman known as Francis. But there was no such thing, only Lovino and Antonio having a one sided argument, Lovino the only arguing.

As usual.

Taking your French friend's pervy actions into mind, you panicked. "Oi! Where did Francey-pants go?" you yelled over Lovino and Antonio's argument.

"Shut the hell-a up!" Lovino snapped. You slapped him across the face. "If Francis turns to his pedo side..." you began. Lovino suddenly took in his surroundings for real.

Children everywhere.

He grabbed your wrist and began to sprint through colorful isles. "Shit, shit, shit, SHIT!" he chanted. Whipping your head back, you saw Gilbert and Tony hot on your tails.

"STOP!!" you shouted, skidding your (f/c) high tops on the floor.

There was Francis Bonnefoy, talking to a Baby Alive doll.

You arched an eyebrow, putting on a poker face. "What the fu--" Lovino started. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING." you finished. Francis didn't look up from the blonde baby doll, still stroking the hair.

"Well, mon ami, I was just strolling around and came across this place! The dolls are quite nice, oui?" he says, setting down the doll in a stroller. Gilbert and Tony facepalmed in unison.

"Well, I think we've had enough of the toy store today. Boys, we can come back la--" You were cut off by the place going pitch dark.

You heard a girly scream (probably Lovino) and you remembered the flashlight in your bag. You dug in your bag to find the black Magnus flashlight and switched on its powerful beam. You shined the light on your friends, checking them.

"Hey, is anyone hurt?"

"FRAULEIN, MARRY ME! THANK GOTT YOU BROUGHT A FLASHLIGHT!" Gilbert hollered, glomping you. "Get off of me, Arschloch." You shined the beam on Francis. He was still on the floor, with a confused look and his hands empty.

"Francis? Where did your doll go?" you asked. He shrugged. "Ch-ch-chica?" Antonio squeaked. You pointed the light at the doll shelves.

All empty.

"What the HELL?!" you exclaimed. "How--What--How the FUCK." Lovino stammered. You swore they were filled with an overstock of dolls a few minutes ago. Francis found another Magnus on the shelf and switched it on.

"Oh, damn, I feel like we're in a verdammt Amnesia game." Gilbert muttered, sticking close to you. "Stop watching Pewdiepie." you say. You all decided to check the front doors.

You instantly regretted looking at them.

It was a shining night downtown and the store had closed.

Only it had been three o'clock PM thirty minutes ago.

"Okay, I'm officially panicking." you said. How was this even possible? Lovino and Antonio started to argue once again, Francis had began mourning for his lost doll, and Gilbert clung to you in a helpless manner whimpering.

"SHH! SHUT UP! Do you hear that?" you hiss. The noisy friends' bickering died down. You all opened your ears to hear a familiar sound.

The one of a Jack in the Box.

Right there in front of you was a silver Jack in the Box. "What." you said blankly. The music ended. Silence shattered the room. "Isn't it supposed to pop out?" Francis inquired. "I know!" you said.

"Uh, guys?" Gilbert said. "Shut up! Look at the box." Lovino said. "But-"

"Gil!" you hissed.

"________, I-"

"Gilbert!"

"________, it's not in the box."

You whipped around to face him. "How do you know, huh?" His back was facing you and he tilted his head upwards. "Because it's right there." You tilted your head to face a grinning Jack, towering at a seven feet tall frame.

"Oh shi-"

"RUN!!!!"

You bolted towards the Nerf section where you ripped a sash of bullets out of it's box and fitted on a belt of small guns. You held a large heavy loaded blue gun in your arm. Gilbert did the same and stocked himself.

"What do we do?" you asked. You noticed the light had turned back on and the place was no longer as eerie as it used to be. All the toys were back as well. "Easy," Gilbert replied, reloading a shotgun.

"We play."

You sneaked over with gilbert to find Antonio, Francis, and Lovino. You had brought a cart full of Nerf guns for them as well. You found them hiding in the vehicles. Ducking below a toy car wit the rest, you scanned the area.

The giant toy was nowhere to be found.

"Where did he go?" you asked. The boys shrugged. "Party supplies, maybe." You knitted your brows. "Why?" Gilbert smirked. "He has uninvited guests tonight."

"Alright, we need a plan." you said. You looked at all the vehicles. Scooters, bikes, cars, skateboards. Everything. You slowly began to grin.

"Okay, this is the plan...."



|TIMESKIP|




"Come in, Tony, do you come in?" you spoke into your walkie talkie. "Roger that, _________." he answered. "I have found the mama bird." You rolled your eyes as you said the codename for the giant toy. "Positions ready?" you asked him.

"Affirmative."

"On my count." you began. "One." you say, tightening your grip on the motor bike. "Two." you adjusted your sash of bullets. "THREE!"

You pulled your wrist towards you and started up the motor bike, which jumped out of the second ramp it was on. You landed on the ground roughly, but okay. The Jack noticed you and smiled it's horrible blood stained grin.

This motherfucker did NOT belong in your favorite toy store.

You immediately began firing at its mouth with the bullets. It roared and tried to lash at you. You expertly weaved through its legs and revved towards Lovino's isle. "It's all you, Lovi." you said, high fiving him as you passed.

He grinned and slammed his foot on the accelerator of the toy (but considerably spacy) Ferarri. He kept his foot on the pedal as he took out a Hawkeye bow and arrow set. Lovino aimed dead for the beast's eye and fired. The arrow swirled in the air before impaling its milky felt eyes.

He jumped out of the car and behind a cash register where you were watching the show. You suddenly heard a loud outburst of rock music. You stared at Lovi. he raised up his hands. "Not me," he began. "Then who?"

You suddenly caught eye of the trio, roller skating out of the Nerf gun isle. "We're not gonna take it!" the store's radio blared. "NO!" you sang along. "We ain't gonna take it!" Lovino sang.

"We're not gonna take it!" the trio said, firing foam bullet's at the monster.

"ANYYMOREEE!" you and Lovino sang in unison. You watched at the boys tied up the seven foot tall beast, wrapping jump rope around it and duct taping it's mouth shut. "Would you do the honors, Cherie?" Francis said, holding out Thor's hammer to you.

You grinned. "Oui, with pleasure." You raised the hammer above your head and brought it down on its face.

Bye bye Jack.



|EXTENDED ENDING|



You and the boys linked arms and skipped happily out of the store. It was now unlocked and sun rays shined through the windows. You went for the door, but as you opened it, you found a whole different place.

Arthur's living room.

You were actually walking in through their front door into their living room. Arthur was not alone. Lukas and Vladimir sat on the other couch, sipping some tea out of a teacup. You slammed the door, rattling Arthur's cup on the table.

The boys and you towered over the three men.

"You have five minutes to explain, bastards."
I promised a sequel type story to 'Germany's Christmas Present' a LOOOONG time ago. This is way overdue. But anyways, I hope you enjoy. I personally like this one better than the original to be honest. :3
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I wanna watch Pewdiepie now. idk if I should.