Letters From Pigfarts Ch. 6

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Chapter 6- The Hogsmeade Raiding: Part One




"You are dismissed."

You sighed of relief and gathered up your school books and supplies from the desks of the History of Magic classroom. Honestly, a funeral would be more exciting than this class.

You walked fast out of the door to Gryffindor Tower. Alfred had told you during breakfast this Friday you and some other students were making a run to Hogsmeade.

"Sugar plums." you said blankly, throwing open the Fat Lady. "CAREFUL!!" she shrieked. You rolled your eyes. This lady was obviously damn cautious.

Stepping through the portrait, you sprinted up the stairs to the girls' dormitories. You were just about to open the door to your dorm when someone else opened it on the other side.

It was Gilbert and Francis.

You smacked them both on the arm, earning shouts of 'Hey!' from the two. You scanned the area before pushing them back inside the dorm and shutting the door.

"What the fuck are you two doing here?" you said impatiently. You placed your supplies on your desk and then turned to face the two boys.

Gilbert opened his mouth, but you interrupted him. "More importantly, how the bloody hell did you even get up here?"

Francis started to talk, but you cut him off. "Nevermind, I don't want to know." you said, horrible thought coursing through your mind.

Gilbert grinned at his friend then faced you. "Ready?" he asked. You raised an eyebrow. "For what?" He rolled his eyes. "Hogsmeade."

Oh. That's what they were here for. You grew slightly uncomfortable at your hostile behavior towards them. "Right, let's go."

You were about to reach for the door handle when Francis sidestepped to keep you from turning it.

"The hell, Francis. Move!"

He put a finger to his lips and took a silky looking blanket out of his pocket. It was big, you could tell that. "Invisibility cloak." he said with a grin.

It struck you almost instantly on how they got into the tower.

You put your hands on your hips and said, "Mhm... Where did you get that?"

"Snagged it from the Brit," Gilbert said proudly. You rolled your eyes before covering the two boys with the cloak. "Aren't you going to use it?"

You scoffed. "No, I'm a Gryffindor. And if you haven't noticed, the people around here will certainly pay attention to Slytherin in a Gryffindor common room."

You slowly turned the knob, and grabbed Gil's hand behind you to lead the way. You stepped down the stairs cautiously, making sure the boys didn't trip.

You prowled in the common room, making sure to move with no sound. Sighing of relief when you reached the portrait, you stretched your hand to open the door.

You opened the door to see Eliza, one of your dorm mates. The girl who also hated Gilbert the most. She looked furious, and draped in toilet paper.

"Uhm, Liz? May I ask why you look like a mummified toilet paper roll?" She seethed and growled. "Gilbert. He charmed the bathrooms!"

You heard Gilbert's familiar laugh behind you and you squeezed his hand to signal stop.

Eliza heard it as clear as a bell.

"Is Gilbert in here?!" she yelled, scanning the common room. You kicked Gilbert's shin behind you, but remained in a clueless state.

"Nope, didn't see him." you said, trying to get out of Eliza's way. "Why do you ask?"

"I head his stupid snicker. He's in here."

Nervous, you made up a quick lie. "Uh, that was me! I was just, um, mimicking his stupid snicker." you said.

You mentally facepalmed yourself for your terrible lying.

Eliza raised an eyebrow, but you didn't choose to stay.

"BYEELIZAGOTTAGOALFREDITHINKISCALLINGME!" you said in a rush, jumping out of the open portrait. In the process, the Invisibility Cloak flied off, revealing the two boys.

Eliza saw, and she screeched, "GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!" Francis caught the cloak before it flew off to far and stuffed it in his pocket.

"LAUFEN!" Gilbert barked when Eliza had started sprinting after them. You made a human chain and connected with hands. You in the front, Gilbert in the middle, and Francis in the back.

"GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE!"

You jerked the chain to the left, where you saw Alfred, Matthew, Feli, Ludwig, and Kiku. "OPEN THE PASSAGE!" you screamed. Eliza was less than ten meters away.

Kiku saw the conditions of the case, and immediately pushed aside a statue to reveal a smallish but big enough cave.

You and the human chain went in first, ducking your heads. Matthew and Kuma went in tow, as well as Feli, Ludwig, and Kiku. Alfred went in last, and grabbed his wand with a shaky hand.

"COLLOPORTUS!" Alfred gasped, sealing the door. The statue sealed, just as you saw Eliza's fuming red face. You could hear her kicking the statue, demanding entrance.

"I suggest we don't stick around," Ludwig said, walking ahead. You agreed, freeing Gilbert's hand. Gilbert and Francis were erupting in laughter.

"Oh... FRAU! That was AWESOME!" he said in between laughs. You frowned at the immature boy. You didn't understand why he and Eliza were always like this.

You decided it'd be best not to get into details.

"AUGHH! SPIDER~!" squealed a familiar Italian voice. You turned your head to see Feliciano clinging to Ludwig with a living-daylights-scared-out-of-me face.

"W-w-where?!" Matthew stammered. You knew Hogwarts was not the typical school to have itty bitty little microscopic arachnids. Hell, they had ten times the size of tarantulas.

"Lumos," whispered Kiku. The top of his wand lit up with a small bulb of light. He pointed it in the direction Feliciano was staying away from the most.

"Nothing," he said. You squinted to see a large bump on Ludwig's shoulder. "Hey, Luddy, turn around." you said. He did as told.

A bohemoth tarantula the size of Eliza's frying pans sat in peace. You screamed and cowered behind Kiku. Alfred screamed--equally as girly as yours.

Kiku and Alfred sprinted to the other end of the passage, while you stood behind. "WHAT DO WE DO?!?" you yelled at Matthew.

Feliciano and Ludwig at this time were now on full girly screaming mode. The sight of the monstrosity on his friend's shoulder soon came too much for the Italian and he ran to join Alfred and Kiku.

"HELP! GET IT OFF!" Ludwig screamed in a high pitch frequency. Matthew calmly handed you his polar bear as he took his wand out of his pocket.

Matthew flicked the spider off Ludwig's shoulder in one quick swipe, and once it was on the ground, he screamed:

"AVADA KEDAVRA, BITCH!"